My Dirty Little Mind

I have such a dirty mind for my age. Everytime someone says something I take it out of context and think of a way it can sound wrong.

For example, in the photo copy room at my school, it ran out of paper, so I said to Vicky, "Do you know how to put it in?" She burst out laughing.

Other things include:
My teacher said when talking about history : "They made machines that helped you do it better."
Vicky's brother said when refering to the DVD player: "It's coming out but it's not going in"
The teacher said to kids who were talking in class : "Zip it, or share it"
A line from a story: "She went through the bushes"
My friend's friend told her he would "teach her all about stiffies and harddrives"
My teacher told us when refering to apostrophies, not to "let the space ship land in the wrong place"
My mom told me she likes "caramel flavoured nuts"
When refering to a poem for our exam about holes, our teacher asked us if " we brought our holes".
My teacher wanted us to do group work so she said "Instead of doing it individually, I want you to do it with somebody"

Now, I don't know about you, but when I hear these things unexpectedly, I crack up laughing. I think I watch too much South Park.